Who is crooked???

Once God appeared before a woman and asked her what favour she wanted...
She asked for a secret alarm within her which she hears whenever her husband lies...

It was granted...

Damn it... it is a relentless headache 

BEDTIME STORIES 2 :

                    Alarm showed its 10am. It has been two days since i  lost my love. I didn't get out of my house since then. I did nothing but cry and cry all the day till i get tired and fall asleep. I heard a knock at the door.

When i opened,